If Time Travel Was Real, I’d Totally Mess Up History

Let’s be honest if time travel became a reality, most of us wouldn’t use it responsibly. Sure, we say we’d go back to witness great moments like the moon landing or the signing of the Declaration of Independence, but five minutes in, we’d probably trip over something important or accidentally insult a king. Personally, I’d start off with good intentions, but the second I got bored, I’d end up teaching cavemen how to make pizza or trying to sneak a selfie with a dinosaur. Spoiler  both ideas are terrible.

Even worse, I’d probably get attached to some random moment in time like 1980s arcade culture or medieval feasts and refuse to leave. Before long, I’d be that awkward time traveler who’s unintentionally invented TikTok 500 years too early or confused a Shakespeare play by quoting Taylor Swift. Time travel might sound cool in theory, but knowing me, I’d break the space-time continuum before lunch. Shutdown123

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